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Please deliver me one of these as I've had a rough day. That is a direction.
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Get ready Mo and BBChug: You will be staring down the barrel of a delish hot dog (and other cased meats) in about 2 months.
ReplyDeleteYou've really gone insane, Shelly.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. Only slightly more insane than I was already.
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