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Monday, April 5, 2010

Cooters and Vogue. How I Knew the World Was Ending

Dear Internet,

I'm not quite sure when the camel toe, or as I like to call it, The Wendy, came back in style. I'm not quite sure if it ever was in style. And no matter how radiant and beautiful Giselle Bundchen is, a camel toe belongs on no woman.



In actuality, Giselle does not have a Wendy. But, dear Internet, the capacity for other women reading Vogue and deciding that it's high time they got a pair of short shorts is endless, and therefore so is widespread camel toe across this great land.

Almost Camel Toe:



Actual Camel Toe(s):



Enough is enough. Take a bite out of crime, fight the war on cooters.

1. That is disgusting.
2. It obviously hurts.
3. Potentially life-ending if you consider infections.
4. Not everyone should wear shorts.
5. No one should accidentally show a cooter.

Shelly