Monday, April 5, 2010

Cooters and Vogue. How I Knew the World Was Ending

Dear Internet,

I'm not quite sure when the camel toe, or as I like to call it, The Wendy, came back in style. I'm not quite sure if it ever was in style. And no matter how radiant and beautiful Giselle Bundchen is, a camel toe belongs on no woman.



In actuality, Giselle does not have a Wendy. But, dear Internet, the capacity for other women reading Vogue and deciding that it's high time they got a pair of short shorts is endless, and therefore so is widespread camel toe across this great land.

Almost Camel Toe:



Actual Camel Toe(s):



Enough is enough. Take a bite out of crime, fight the war on cooters.

1. That is disgusting.
2. It obviously hurts.
3. Potentially life-ending if you consider infections.
4. Not everyone should wear shorts.
5. No one should accidentally show a cooter.

Shelly

3 comments:

  1. They seem quite pleased, actually. Lol - cooters are hilarious. Love the blow-up of the "Near Wendy" - ahahahaha

    Your's truly,

    Smacks

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  2. I don't know which of them is the winner. Does everyone win at the cooter olympics?

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  3. "cooters" complemented with strappy heels and an apparent underwear line makes any girl ready for a night out on the town.

    Honestly though, what the fuck...and they're smiling?! The girl on the far left looks like she knows she has the worst camel-toe, but doesn't know exactly what to do about it...so she'll just continue to smile awkwardly.

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